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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:37 pm    Post subject: treadmill Reply with quote

gas

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:34 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

its pretty hard to avoid one if you are wearing overalls/boiler suit too...I have learnt if you put your arm out window and let air blow up your sleave it does help remove it quickly however.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:43 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

oooow .. that brings back memories ....

I was once on an airplane in the middle seat trying to sleep. I was able to silently relieve some pressure. It was very difficult to keep from twitching my nose as the aroma permeated the cabin. I had all I could do not to laugh when the intoxicated guy behind me roared, "boy, is that a good one! Wow! its just not going away!" I figured the golden rule applied - he who smelt it dealt it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

oh, oh! Then the time I was riding a crowded elevator with a buddy. He quickly fit a button for the next floor and said follow me. As the doors closed, we turned and watched as everyone's nose wrinkled up! We were laughing pretty hard. We took the stairs the rest of the way.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:51 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

OH, OH! I was in a three man room in college. After lights out, my buddy who was the stroke on the rowing team (big guy) would hold it. Then one of us would let one rip, the other would answer, and we would toot back and forth until the last man won. The 3rd roommate would walk out in discussed.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

Oooops. My reputation is ruined, isn't it?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Oooops. My reputation is ruined, isn't it?

Ruined, not at all mate...you have almost achieved hero status.

The elevator one brings back memories. I remember one time one of those SBD ones snuck out when in an elevator. Nowhere to hide, so I applied the old rule/trick of slowly and carefully turn and look at the person beside you and then ignore the rancid stink. It actually works. Laughing Laughing

Another nasty (but funny at the same time) one is to drop a couple on a travelator/moving walkway and carefully watch the “ambush” happen.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:17 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

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Another nasty (but funny at the same time) one is to drop a couple on a travelator/moving walkway and carefully watch the “ambush” happen.

LOL!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:00 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

Or turn to the wife and say "Oh Ann"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:24 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

Or, ask what was the question?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

This works...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:31 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

or this one ... I was riding with a friend back to college one cold winter day having a nice conversation. He suddenly stopped in mid-sentence and powered all the windows down. Then he turned back to me and said "you are about to thank me".

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:31 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

We were in a Datzun 240Z

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch DOH Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

240z's had powered windows?.

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