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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:59 pm    Post subject: Surprise Reply with quote

Oh OH

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Second best is "Saran wrap" the toilet seat.....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

...and also put Vaseline on the inside door knob.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
Oh OH

Surprised Shocked Confused wtf Shocked Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:44 am    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

See what you've started Trembles.......

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

In the "old days" we just moved the outhouse back a couple of feet.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Peanut butter on the underside of the inside door knob of the bathroom....

Brown paint stripes on the toilet seat....

but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

One of the best I did ;

Put EX-LAX in some chocolate-chip cookies to find out who was stealing my lunch ... Cheers Evil or Very Mad Cheers

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

pete4d wrote:
One of the best I did ;

Put EX-LAX in some chocolate-chip cookies to find out who was stealing my lunch ... Cheers Evil or Very Mad Cheers

I did something similar, only we used a product called Agarol. Very Happy

I had to play it real low key and keep my head down for a little while after seeing my boss (the Regimental Sergeant Major or RSM) Scratch make several urgent trips to the crapatorium to unload in an “explosive” manner, Very Happy accompanied by moans and groans Embarassed Laughing and subsequent requests to the medics for something to ease a “burning” ring piece. Mad Mad

It worked well...lunches were left alone after that. Flame Cool Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
PaulS wrote:
but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Razz -Or be just plain mean:paint some poison oak or poison ivy oil on the door knobs to the bathroom or the toilet seat!extremely excrutiating to all sexes! Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Put rock sugar inside their shower head.
It will melt as the target take shower and leave a thin itchy crust in the skin.
Subsequent showers will only exacerbate the situation until the sugar all melted out.

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Hummm. Gettin' some good ideas here.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 2:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Surprise Reply with quote

Remind me not to piss any of you guys off!

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