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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2645 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:59 pm Post subject: Surprise |
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Oh OH
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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Second best is "Saran wrap" the toilet seat.....
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:44 am Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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See what you've started Trembles.......
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:39 am Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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In the "old days" we just moved the outhouse back a couple of feet.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:00 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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Peanut butter on the underside of the inside door knob of the bathroom....
Brown paint stripes on the toilet seat....
but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.
_________________ Paul
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pete4d Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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PaulS wrote: |
but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind. |
Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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slimjim wrote: |
PaulS wrote: |
but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind. |
Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home. |
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 1071 Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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Put rock sugar inside their shower head.
It will melt as the target take shower and leave a thin itchy crust in the skin.
Subsequent showers will only exacerbate the situation until the sugar all melted out.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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Hummm. Gettin' some good ideas here.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise |
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Remind me not to piss any of you guys off!
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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