Surprise

Tremblay · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:59 pm Post subject: Surprise

Oh OH

pete4d · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Second best is "Saran wrap" the toilet seat.....

Vince · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

...and also put Vaseline on the inside door knob.

Vince · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Tremblay wrote:

Oh OH

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:44 am Post subject: Re: Surprise

See what you've started Trembles.......

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:39 am Post subject: Re: Surprise

In the "old days" we just moved the outhouse back a couple of feet.

PaulS · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:00 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Peanut butter on the underside of the inside door knob of the bathroom....

Brown paint stripes on the toilet seat....

but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

pete4d · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

One of the best I did ;

Put EX-LAX in some chocolate-chip cookies to find out who was stealing my lunch ... Cheers

Vince · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

pete4d wrote:

One of the best I did ;

Put EX-LAX in some chocolate-chip cookies to find out who was stealing my lunch ... Cheers

I did something similar, only we used a product called Agarol. Very Happy

I had to play it real low key and keep my head down for a little while after seeing my boss (the Regimental Sergeant Major or RSM) Scratch

make several urgent trips to the crapatorium to unload in an “explosive” manner, Very Happy

accompanied by moans and groans Embarassed

and subsequent requests to the medics for something to ease a “burning” ring piece. Mad

It worked well...lunches were left alone after that. Flame

slimjim · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

PaulS wrote:

but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home.

Vince · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

slimjim wrote:

PaulS wrote:

but if you want to hurt somebody... never mind.

Or get hurt ... I short sheet my wife once ... only once. Lucky for me I did it just before I left to work out of town for a week. She was still fuming when I got home.

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:03 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

-Or be just plain mean:paint some poison oak or poison ivy oil on the door knobs to the bathroom or the toilet seat!extremely excrutiating to all sexes! Razz

gelandangan · Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Put rock sugar inside their shower head.
It will melt as the target take shower and leave a thin itchy crust in the skin.
Subsequent showers will only exacerbate the situation until the sugar all melted out.

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Hummm. Gettin' some good ideas here.

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: Surprise

Remind me not to piss any of you guys off!