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Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ??
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:07 pm    Post subject: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

You know that snakes live in pits and they communicate by hissing ..
One day this little boy snake began to hiss in the pit .. His mother heard him and said he could not hiss in the pit ..
If he was going to hiss he would have to go outside to hiss or go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss .. So he went to Mrs Pott's pit and began to hiss .. Mrs Pott scolded him and said " You cannot hiss in my pit .. you go outside to hiss or go to your own pit to hiss .. "
So he went back to his pit and began to hiss .. His mother said " I told you not to hiss in the pit .. Go outside to hiss , or go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss .. "
He said " Mother , I did go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss , but Mrs Pott told me to go outside to hiss or come to my pit to hiss .."
His mother said " I dont understand that for I remember when Mrs Pott didnt have a pit to hiss in .."

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

GroovyJack.......this one is an absolute classic mate. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Don't think the youngun's amongst use will understand it though. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Thanks.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

Vinnie we're up late arent we , or are we up for the new day , I know its about midnight in Syd ..

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:53 am    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

GroovyJack wrote:
Vinnie we're up late arent we , or are we up for the new day , I know its about midnight in Syd ..

Yep, we sure are mate. Its currently 1am in Brisbane.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

Groovy Jack,

That was awesome, I'd love to hear someone try telling it out loud and get it all straight.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

I bet you can't say that three times rapidly! Very Happy Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: Have You Heard the Story of the Snakes ?? Reply with quote

I can't say it one time rapidly Very Happy

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