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Why ministers get gray
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:59 am    Post subject: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

A Baptist minister was completing a Temperance sermon.

With great fervor, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
thundered: "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river!"

Sermon complete, he sat down .

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River?"
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Good one sniper

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

This one is a classic ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

I don't know about you guys. But I'm already at the river...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

Yep.....me too Bushy. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:23 am    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I don't know about you guys. But I'm already at the river...

Yep, I've drank from that river on occasion. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:19 am    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

That would worry me 1895ss. Especially down stream from you...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: Why ministers get gray Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
That would worry me 1895ss. Especially down stream from you...

And you should be worried, especially if I knew you were downstream.......... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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