Irishman's diet

Vince · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:43 am Post subject: Irishman's diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from de bloody skippin'!!!!!" Laughing

Cheers, Vince

1895ss · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: Irishman's diet

Good one Vince