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Royal Wedding Night
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject: Royal Wedding Night Reply with quote

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on.

That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"
(Its her head that knocks me around - Vince)

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with
vigour, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!"

Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!"

Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla
exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I
told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"
(I always said that Camilla has a face like a smashed crab....or is that too unkind. Vince) Laughing Laughing

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"

To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
wtf Shocked Laughing Laughing
Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding Night Reply with quote

Haha Haha Worship

Vince, the almighty kowing. Great one, Cheers.Dave ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding Night Reply with quote

Haha Good one Vince.......... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:12 am    Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding Night Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy ROFL ROFL Party taking this one to work.
god that was great

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