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Bushmaster
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 Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Well I guess that lets my wife out...She has three guns...Ooh...And she's married...
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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| Dimitri wrote: |
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| The fact that she owns more than 2 guns IS the REASON she's single..... |
I'm confused ?? 
I said more then 2 because I own 2 and Handloader said I should look for a girl that owns more firearms then I do. 
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You think I confuse you...
Wait till that girl with 2 guns looks at you with the RED RAGE in her eyes...
Make sure you get a GOOD gunsafe.
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Hunterjoe,
Firstly you realize I am 19 right ??
At my age most girls are not married, and plus if shes a couple of years younger all the better. 
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Hunterjoe,
I'm laughing at the replys you have made, don't get me wrong, just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl.
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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| Dimitri wrote: |
Hunterjoe,
just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl.
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As if there is a different flavor!!!
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Firstly you realize I am 19 right ??
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And I also gotta ask, WTF are you doin playin on-line?
Shouldn't the local bars be sick of you by now?
When I was 19, (more than 20 and less than 30 years ago) all that was required was a hint that the local watering hole contained "fresh meat" before we were enroute.
I guess times have changed
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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I found a long time ago that the type of girls I'm interested in are not in Bars and night clubs. 
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Ok well not that long time ago (a couple of years is a long time for me, considering I cannot remember most of it anyways). 
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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| Dimitri wrote: |
Hunterjoe,
Firstly you realize I am 19 right ??
At my age most girls are not married, and plus if shes a couple of years younger all the better.
Dimitri |
Ok,
I wanna make sure I have this correct.
So...
You're a 19yr old Canuck
Lookin for a 2 gun ownin' girl
who isn't a bar rat
or crazy
or even legal
Therefore:
(19 minus "a couple")= (Big D doin Big TIME)x BUBBA 3x/week=Big D's woman needing 2 guns to break him out..........
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Ok corrections, looking for a girl with more then 2 guns, and no jail time for me as legal age in Canada is not 18 like I think your thinking. Actually legal age in Canada is way too young in my opinion,  glad the current goverment is pushing a law to change it. 
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Don't worry, Weinbender...Yer too young for "Big D" anyway...
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d_hoffman
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Where is your spouse? |
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Just I don't see myself marrying a crazy girl?
What do you mean 'mitri, they're ALL crazy. Just that some are crazier than others.
Like an old boss of mine once said "anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die can't be human". Just maybe that's why they're all  
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