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RAPE (no not really)
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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

He grabbed me around my slender neck.
I could not call or scream.

He dragged me to his dingy room.
Where we could not be seen.

He tore away my flimsy wrap.
And gazed upon my form.

I was very cold and damp.
While he was sweaty and warm.

His feverish lips he pressed to me.
He took my every drop.

He drained me of my very self.
I could not make him stop.

He made me what I am today.
That's why you find me here.

An empty bottle, thrown away.
That once was full of beer.

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

Oh man, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.... Sad

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keetoowah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

laughing my heart out.
youre too much Mr Bush

hear some tissue for you my dearest tracker

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

Oh-oh...Sheessss Baaaaack...Run Tracker...run!!!

Oh hi...You get your new computer?

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keetoowah
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

yea tracker run... right
no on the puter part at work waiting to come on shift and boss let me use his, but i should have one in the next month or so unless i buy another rifle
absolutely love my .44 mag ruger super blackhawk.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:01 pm    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

Hey welcome back keetoowah!


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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:25 am    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

That was funny Bushy

Welcome back Keetowah! Howdy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

To late Big D...She's gone again...May hafta start calling her the "Ghostwriter"...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:34 am    Post subject: Re: RAPE (no not really) Reply with quote

Hey Bushy, you recall that a little too well. scared Almost souonds like a personal experience. Poke ROFL

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