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a little bit country
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: a little bit country Reply with quote

An Aussie farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.

"Is your Dad home"? the farmer asked.

"Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well," said the farmer, "Is your mum here"?

"No, sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Greg? Is he here"?

"He went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for ya"? the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment.

"You would have to talk to Dad about that," he finally conceded.
If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he gets for Greg." Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

Bonk Haha Laughing ROFL Laughing Haha

Vince.. that tops it all
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:37 am    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

I thought that was from the "southern" part here in the U.S.A.?

That is the nice thing about this joke it can be from about anywhere and still be funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:29 am    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Laughing Worship Ok!! enough said. Dave

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

Well...Anyone know what he does charge for Greg?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Well...Anyone know what he does charge for Greg?

Bushy lets not go there! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

Good luck to Dad, I think he's going to be billing after the service has been provided, he probably should have collected up front.. ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: a little bit country Reply with quote

tracker wrote:
Good luck to Dad, I think he's going to be billing after the service has been provided, he probably should have collected up front.. ROFL

I think Dad is going to give his son a wack across the head over this not collect money. Very Happy

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