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What were you in your past life?
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:49 pm    Post subject: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Try this..

www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

This is what I get
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1875. 
Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

This is scary....

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Russia around the year 450. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

It seems that we were all women in our past life. I wonder what it will say if a woman enters this program.

And I'll take it as a fortune cookie, too

Howcome I always end up being older the everyone else. It said I was born in 400...In modern(year 400?) Thialand and I was a watch maker or jeweler...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:54 am    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Here's Mine wtf

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Egypt around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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Do you remember now?

Now I no why I dance so well ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Dance? Yeh, right... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern East Australia around the year 1175. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
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Explains why I hate dresses and I like to be in control. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

This will do it I think...

Women belong in a dress unless they are in hunt camp doin' the cookin'...

Yup...I'll be dead soon...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

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Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Turkey around the year 825. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
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NOW it all makes sense!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:54 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Quebec around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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Hey, Dimitri: I was a Canadian, too! How's that, eh! Cool

And oh, Poppycock! I think recycling (more expensive than it is worth) and Global Warming. Blah (Yes, it is happening, but man is not the cause, or even a major contributor.) In my latest issue of National Geographic, they even ran an ad saying COW FARTS are a significant cause of greenhouse gases. Shocked Ohhhhh Pleeease! How 'bout bunny rabbits, and snakes, and maybe coyotes?) Do bears fart? Weren't there lots more buffalo 'way back when the noble savages were running the store? BUT, these are only a couple of the milder hoaxes being fed to gullible humanity by the ecofreaks. Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: What were you in your past life? Reply with quote

I tried it and don't get anything.

Then again, I'm something like 10,000 years old so I might have jammed the machine.

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