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Worst joke ever?
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:48 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

I thought it might be time to reserect the Worst Joke Ever thread....again.

Here we go:

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.

On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.

The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying,
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Beat that Laughing Laughing Laughing ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:31 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

"Beat that"??...Why would I want to?? Mr. Dallan? Could you delete that? And while yer at it...Delete Vince, too... ROFL Hiding

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:14 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

I saw this thread and said to myself: Self, that has to be Vince. Surprised Sure enough,,,, awful, just offal. You are to far away to reach with my beating stick elsewise I would beat as requested. Bonk
Ed

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Dont listen to them Uncle Vinny, keep 'em coming ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

WOO HOO

Party Party The Wave Haha Wave Bow

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

What has red hair, smiles a lot, and lives in a test tube?
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Bozo the Clone!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Vince and Sniper for president...That way we can keep them too busy to come up with these jokes(?)... wtf

Mr. Dallan...Why haven't you deleted this yet... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Welcome to the Clan of Stupid Jokes Snipes. I'm proud of ya son.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

ROFL god i love this forum

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

Who wears a white hat, a black mask and lives in a test tube?

The Clone Ranger

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst joke ever? Reply with quote

slapping forehead... thats too funny.

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