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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious.
Here she's in the middle of her first run for President,and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault!
Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.
In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:09 am Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:24 am Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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Thats way too funny
Joe
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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hahahahahaha... yes she is the joke indeed
thank you cody
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codybrown Super Member
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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No problem
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Weinbender Member
Joined: Sep 13, 2007 Posts: 226 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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I will feel very sorry for you Americans if she gets voted into presidency, then i believe its time for another presidential assasination, hasnt been one in the US in a long time! just an Idea!
Dan
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codybrown Super Member
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:31 am Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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hunterjoe21 Super Member
Joined: Mar 30, 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: Miles City, Montana
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject: Re: The joke's on Hilary!!! |
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Young Daniel,
Please go back and delete your previous post.
If something should happen, the last thing you would want is someone referencing a comment you made..
Just to be on the "safe" side...
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