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elky72ss454
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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: Little Johnny |
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A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
( if this is too offensive, please forgive me and I will never do it again)
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:56 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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I thought it was hilarious.
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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Offensive??
To me??
True stories about my childhood could never be offensive......
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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Johnny probably doesn't even know what a rubber is and heard his parents talk about it! 
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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I am not offended. thought it was hilarious. that little johnny has some of the funniest jokes.
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Weinbender
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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kids these days know too much!
and Big-D i wouldnt be sure about that Johnny doesnt know what a
rubber is and whats its for, he seemed to nail it!
Dan
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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Dan,
Well when I was younger I knew a rubber was to stop people from having babies ... but I had no idea what it really was till later on in life. 
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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Dan,
Well when I was younger I knew a rubber was to stop people from having babies ... but I had no idea what it really was till later on in life.
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Thats what i mean Big-D!! i didnt know what it was and whats it for until i was about i guess 10-12 years old! thank god!
that was when we were young Dimitri, times change very fast and so do kids!
Dan-was still a good laugh!
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:56 am Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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Yah I know, heck you got 10 year olds dressing like sluts nowadays.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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You found me out.........
Actually, I wear it 'cause I'm so damned ugly....
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Little Johnny |
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I use facial hair...
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