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How do you get into Heaven????Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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Grant Super Member
Joined: Aug 28, 2006 Posts: 325 Location: Grande Prairie, Alberta
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:13 am Post subject: How do you get into Heaven???? |
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HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?
I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals
and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband,
would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? |
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aw that was too good man, thanks for that.
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6400 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: How do you get into Heaven???? |
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smiling brightly. too cute
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Dimitri Super Member
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