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Crackshot Super Member


Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:14 am Post subject: The problems of the elderly.... |
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with
the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing'
it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! 'Oh my God, you asked your neighbour?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
_________________ The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools. |
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Bushmaster Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 10762 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Crackshot Super Member


Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:18 am Post subject: Re: The problems of the elderly.... |
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Dimitri Super Member


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