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WOMAN!!
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man Confused

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing Confused

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding Shocked

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing Shocked

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy wtf

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her Sad

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her Crying or Very sad

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way Mad

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls" Mad

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage Mad

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction wtf

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring Sad

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk wtf


In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN! Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Re: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

Gelan old mate.....AMEN

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

my dear ozzie mates
i dont agree with many of those
i go out of my way not to be that way
but from your point of views i guess there is some amusement it

gelan give ya headstart .. chyaa Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

keetoowah mate, you are one in a hundred million..

If you AND I have not been spoken for, you would definitely receive my court Wink Hug

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Re: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

I think that I was raised around to many guys because those don't make any sense to me. I'd be just as confused as the guy.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: Re: WOMAN!! Reply with quote

tink.. I already half proposed one woman a couple of post before, dont make me repeat that ...

Anyhow, where have you guys been when I was single and looking?

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