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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar ....
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:21 am    Post subject: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says, "We had Iwo Jima."

True", said the sailor "but we had the Battle of Midway."

"Not entirely true," responded the Marine. "Some of those pilots were Marines; in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."

So the argument went back and forth until the sailor came up with a claim that he thought would end the discussion.

With a flourish he said. "The Navy invented sex!"

"True," replied the Marine, "but it was the Marines who introduced it to women."

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
ROTFLMAO

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
That's not nice, Vince.....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
ROFL Sorry Bushy thats funny!!! ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:33 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing oops !! sorry Bushy................ Surprised Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
That's not nice, Vince.....

I'm sorry mate Sad ...but the guys are correct...it is funny mate. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
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"True," replied the Marine, "but it was the Marines who introduced it to women."
Cheers, Vince

Then the Marine passed out and fell off the bar stool and was taken away by the Shore Patrol and thrown in the Brig. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Have a great day Vince!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:59 am    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
PopGun wrote:
Have a great day Vince!
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Good to hear Chris...you keep on kickin' mate...no-one is anywhere near ready for you to leave mate. Who else would the guys poke fun at...other than me of course.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
That's not nice, Vince.....
X2

Its funny, but not correct. LOL

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
lmao , way to go vince ,lol
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:47 am    Post subject: Re: A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar .... Reply with quote
jeh7mmmag wrote:
Bushmaster wrote:
That's not nice, Vince.....
X2

Its funny, but not correct. LOL

Well I did warn everyone that I'm back and feeling better, Laughing Laughing and there's nothing better than having a good laugh.

Cheers, Vince

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