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Shamus and Murphy
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robfromaz1977
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:56 am    Post subject: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint
or two but didn't have a lot of
money
> > between
them,
> > they could only raise the staggering sum of one
Euro.
> >
> > Murphy said "hang on, I have
an idea."
> >
> > He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one
large
> >
sausage.
> >
> > Shamus said "are you
crazy? Now we don't have any money at
all!"
> >
> > Murphy replied, "don't worry - just follow
me."
> >
> > He went into the pub where he
immediately ordered two pints
> > of Guinness and two
glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
> >
> > Shamus said
"now you've lost it...
> > do you know how much
trouble we will be in?
> > We haven't got any
money!!"
> >
> > Murphy replied, with a
smile...
> > "don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!"
> >
> > They downed their
Drinks.
> > Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper
> > and you go on your knees and put it in
your mouth..."
> >
> > The barman noticed
them, went berserk, and threw 'em out.
> >
> >
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all
for
> > free.
> >
> > At the tenth
pub Shamus said...
> > "Murphy - I don't think I can
do any more of this
> > I'm drunk and me knees are killing
me!"
> >
> > Murphy said...
> >
"How do you think I feel ??
> > I can't even remember
which pub I lost the sausage in."
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:45 am    Post subject: Re: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

wtf EEEEeeeeewwwwwwwww Yuck Yuck

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

Rob you worry me Rolling Eyes Thumbs Down NoNo

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

That is great, I'm gonna borrow it to send to a few friends.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed one!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

d_hoffman, no need to worry. I borrowed that joke from another site. Yeah I kinda thought about not posting. Hope it wasn't to offensive to you.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Shamus and Murphy Reply with quote

No worries mate (as Vince would say) Cheers my best advice would be to always follow your first instinct.

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