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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject: New Zealand Police |
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New Zealand Police : Investigation
An Officer stops at a dairy farm outside of Morrinsville New Zealand and talks with the old farmer who's the owner.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana.'
The old Farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the New Zealand Police with me"!! Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,
"See this badge"!?
"This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, whenever I want to".
"No questions asked, no answers given".
"Have I made myself clear!!??"
"Do you now understand me!!??"
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old guy hears loud screams and spies the officer running for his life and close behind is the huge breeder bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly shitt*ing himself.
The old farmer immediately throws down his pitch fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs to the officer.....
"Your badge! Show him your f*cking badge!"
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:29 pm Post subject: Re: New Zealand Police |
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For those that don't know I am a serving Officer in the NZ Police and actually worked in Morrinsville....it's not true !!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:50 am Post subject: Re: New Zealand Police |
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radar, that's two for today! You should spread them out like vitamins, e.g., One-a-day.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:11 am Post subject: Re: New Zealand Police |
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Well Radar? Did showing your badge work on the bull?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:56 am Post subject: Re: New Zealand Police |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Well Radar? Did showing your badge work on the bull? |
He's telling us "... it's not true ! ! ! "
so I think the badge really did stop the bull...
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 11:47 am Post subject: Re: New Zealand Police |
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Ya thiank?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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