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A Boy in a School Play
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:51 pm    Post subject: A Boy in a School Play Reply with quote

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.

She asks,"What part is it?"

The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."

"The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:34 pm    Post subject: Re: A Boy in a School Play Reply with quote

This one isn't bad also. Thanks for the chuckles today Dimitri!!

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