I thought

Tremblay · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:01 am Post subject: I thought

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:01 am Post subject: Re: I thought

Thanks Tremblay...An old man needs a good laugh once in a while. Excuse me while I go change MY pants...From laughing....Still laughing.

1895ss · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:32 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Thanks Tremblay Very Happy

You had the same problem, thought it was gas too did ya Bushy ????? Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:17 am Post subject: Re: I thought

Let's have some respect here 1894 1/2zz... Very Happy

Still laughing...

wiersy111 · Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: Re: I thought

I love old jokes!!!!!

Vince · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:33 am Post subject: Re: I thought

Tremers old mate.....that is a classic. As Slim says...coffee out the nose.

Haha

Cheers, Vince

slimjim · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:21 am Post subject: Re: I thought

Vince wrote:

says...coffee out the nose.

Stovey is the one that suffers from that condition!

Vince · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

slimjim wrote:

Vince wrote:

says...coffee out the nose.

Stovey is the one that suffers from that condition!

And me too it seems mate. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

stovepipe · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:35 am Post subject: Re: I thought

Buwahahah! I think Mr. Bushbeans has that syndrome....

Ask him why he carry's them little green trees ya see hanging offa car's rear view mirrors, in his back pocket!

Ya know yer gettin' old when:

* yer hairs fall out

* yer farts get wet, and...

* yer gonads float in the tub

Doh!

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Full head of hair. Gray that it is, but down tto almost my belt.

Not wearin' depends yet.

I shower so I don't know about the floaty thing.

Last time I checked you were going bald. You have any other symptoms? Very Happy

stovepipe · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

I like no hair-do...less maintenance.

Yes- I forget stuff alot....

"...hmmmm, now which ways them bullets go in again?..... "

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Yup...Always figured that it was a good thing. You shooting only revolvers Can't put the cartridge in back-ass-words.

Me? I don't forget a thing. I write it down. Only problem is finding that list. It's almost so bad that I need glasses to find my glasses.

stovepipe · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:27 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Same boat- find glasses to find glasses, then, find that list of stuff to do that's just like the other 3 lists I misplaced.

".....wich end goes BANG again?....." Laughing

(I'm actually admiring this lil pistol and checking for issues...man, is it a KEEPER! Cool

)

slimjim · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:29 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Stovey, you are putting that new pistol through its passes already. You've done more shooting in the last few days than I've done in the last 3 months!!!

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: I thought

Holy cow!! I see brass on the floor! Can hardly restrain myself...Gotta pick it up...What an unsightly scene.

(me on my knees, pockets bulging with spent brass)