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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:12 pm    Post subject: Two Whales Reply with quote

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming along when a small ship approached.
The male said to the female, "Let's swim under that ship and blow air out of our blowholes. Maybe we can sink the ship."
"I'm not doing that" answered the female.
Male: "AW, c'mon, let's see if we can blow air out of our blowholes and sink that ship."
Female: "No way I'm doing that"

Well the male persisted, saying "It will be a lot of fun!!

Finally, the female gave in. The two whales swam under the ship, blew a massive blast of air out of their blowholes, and sure enough - the ship rolled over and sank, hurling the sailors into the sea.

"Now let's go eat those sailors!" said the male whale, happily.

"No way in Hell!" said the female, "You conned me into the blow job, but there's no way that I'm going to start swallowing seamen."

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Whales Reply with quote

Probably a common saying amoung (female) whales. Scuse me, I need a drink...


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