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stovepipe
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:10 am    Post subject: Deer Camp Reply with quote

If it's been posted before, sorry, just got this from a buddy:

DEER CAMP

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the
group is to leave, Paul's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Paul's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Paul sitting there with a tent
set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I
pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals
all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the
bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

I wouldn't want to be there when he got back home! LOL

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Don't worry - The milkman will have untied her by then.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:16 am    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Yeh, but who has the keys for the cuffs??

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Who needs keys when bolt cutters can be used.....

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Wow that's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

I have several sets of keys for cuffs.....
I even have a few pair of cuffs to go with them.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Paul's kinky...S&W nickel plated?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Deer Camp Reply with quote

Well mine are the newer stailess steel cuffs but with the chain between them intead of the hinge link.
I'm not kinky.... just adventurous. Wink

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