Redneck birth control

515034s10ring · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:29 pm Post subject: Redneck birth control

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough.
The husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that
could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

The couple drove to Mississippi to get a second opinion. The Mississippi physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get
a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to
his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5
. . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

Elvis · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:16 am Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control

did you say he was from Waimate??? Fart

Ive always found a stone in the left shoe works well
garanteed to give you LIMP all day... Bonk

slimjim · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:34 am Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control

Ok, a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:36 am Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control

The date on this one is October 18...........Naw...I shouldn't go there. It wouldn't be nice of me....