HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: StoneOrchid
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12820

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 99
BOT: 1
Total: 100
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Your Account
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Statistics
11: Forums
12: Home
13: Home
14: Forums
15: Home
16: Forums
17: Home
18: Forums
19: Your Account
20: Photo Albums
21: Forums
22: Your Account
23: Home
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Home
28: Your Account
29: Forums
30: Your Account
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Your Account
34: Your Account
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Your Account
42: Home
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Forums
46: Photo Albums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Home
50: Your Account
51: Photo Albums
52: Home
53: Forums
54: Home
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Home
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Home
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Home
68: Home
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Photo Albums
78: Forums
79: Home
80: Forums
81: Home
82: Photo Albums
83: Forums
84: Your Account
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Home
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Home
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 307
 Pictures: 2395
  · Views: 660363
  · Votes: 1312
  · Comments: 86
 

Redneck birth control
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
515034s10ring
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Sep 08, 2005
Posts: 1153
Location: Working my way back up and around

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:29 pm    Post subject: Redneck birth control Reply with quote

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough.
The husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that
could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

The couple drove to Mississippi to get a second opinion. The Mississippi physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get
a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to
his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5
. . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

_________________
Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 8188
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:16 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control Reply with quote

did you say he was from Waimate??? Fart
Ive always found a stone in the left shoe works well
garanteed to give you LIMP all day... Bonk

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
slimjim
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8042
Location: Fort Worth TX

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:34 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control Reply with quote

Ok, a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!

_________________
"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 10898
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:36 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck birth control Reply with quote

The date on this one is October 18...........Naw...I shouldn't go there. It wouldn't be nice of me....

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.