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THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:05 pm    Post subject: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take out the valves, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I'm finished, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1.5 million) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."







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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

touche.
very good chuckle.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:33 pm    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

Good one Trembles.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:45 am    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

I agree, a good one!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:17 am    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

The only difference between a doctor and a mechanic is that the doctor washes his hands after he pisses and a mechanic washes his hands before he pisses.

The tools that the doctor uses cost the same as mine and the hospital/shop owns the major [test] equipment.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

aint that the truth, bushy

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: THE MECHANIC AND THE CARDIOLOGIST Reply with quote

Bushy you nailed that one.

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