Six truths in life

44marty · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:21 pm Post subject: Six truths in life

Subject: FW: : Six Impossible Truths

Very, very interesting, scientifically proven.................. I would never have guessed this!

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .

PaulS · Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:05 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

Well, I am not an idiot, I did not attempt it and I figured it was a lie.
I was smiling after I read #1 and haven't quit yet....
btw; I won't be forwarding this to anyone....

I am too old to take a whoopin' and too young to die so I would have to defend myself with my gun(s) and I am too lazy to go to jail.

Vince · Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:30 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

+1 Paul

Cheers, Vince

chambered221 · Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:58 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

Learned long ago to think before scrolling down............especially when it's wearing a J&H label !!!

Elvis · Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

bugger I still got some learning to do
you got me...

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

I had to try a couple of times to find out I'm an idiot. LOL

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:08 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

I am an IDIOT, but I got a .357 Magnum!

So there!

Vince · Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:33 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

An armed "window licker"...now that is a very scary thought.

Cheers, Vince

44marty · Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:58 am Post subject: Re: Six truths in life

Chambered had me thinking that I was the only idiot on this site. Thanks you guys for making me feel better. (The site I got this from had it posted in the "General" forum, not J&H - but I probably still would have tried it.)