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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:13 pm    Post subject: Taking up swearing Reply with quote

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is time that the two of them begin swearing. The 4-year-old happily responds "Okay!"

The 7-year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass." The 4-year-old happily agrees.

As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, "Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

Terrified, the 4-year-old blubbers "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Taking up swearing Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: Taking up swearing Reply with quote

you can bet hiding number 2 soon followed.

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