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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:48 am    Post subject: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story Reply with quote

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:13 am    Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha LOL, Good one

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:08 pm    Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story Reply with quote

good one!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:56 pm    Post subject: Re: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story Reply with quote

a snake with fine taste
good one thanks for the chuckle.

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