An old prospector named Ralph, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
Old Ralph headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

Ralph looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to.."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector Ralph- not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

Old Ralph turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in Old Ralph's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...... but... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant.

Don't waste ammunition.

Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?


Cheers, Vince

The missus evfen liked that one

mmmmmm mule ass theres got to be something in there even Bushy can relate too...
thanks for the chuckle ol bean.

Elvis wrote:

mmmmmm mule ass theres got to be something in there even Bushy can relate too....

Elvis, you made me laugh even more!

Keep in mind Elvis..."Don't mess with old people; they don't get old by being stupid.".... I'm still around and I don't dance either...

thanks Bushy. Im old enough now to realise that in order to be older and wiser 1st you have to be young and dumb.
Im sure the ladies out there will be disapointed to learn you wont be getting them up for a spin I was sure you would have foxtrotted at least!
I love getting up for a dance with a pretty lass walze,foxtrot or good ol rock n roll.

I use ta dance, but them damned horses stepped on my "dancin' toes" to many times.