A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS
372.01 Any person with a valid Texas state rodent or armadillo hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.
372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
372.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or fixed-wing aircraft.
372.05 It is unlawful to shout 'Whiplash', 'Ambulance', or 'Free Scotch' for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100) yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200) yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or hospitals.
372.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
372.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
372.11 Bag Limits Per Day
Yellow Bellied Sidewinder - 2
Two-faced Tort Feasor - 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator - 4
Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) - 3
Big-mouthed Pub Gut - 2
Honest Attorney - EXTINCT
Cut-throat - 2
Back-stabbing Whiner - 2
Brown-nosed Judge Kisser - 2
Silver-tongued Drug Defender - $100 BOUNTY
Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian - 7

Hope I didn't offend any lawyers!!!!!

I wonder when are they going to institute this hunting season in Australia?

The sooner the better.

Cheers, Vince