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The recession in the USA
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:38 pm    Post subject: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

The recession in the USA ...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having s3x with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. Shocked
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:59 am    Post subject: Re: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

groundhog day.....

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

Sorry guys...didn't see that RePete had already posted this one. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

BUGGER...I can't delete it either.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:37 am    Post subject: Re: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

A little reminisce of Bill Murray ahh Vince? Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:08 am    Post subject: Re: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

Yeah...methinks you are right mate.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: The recession in the USA Reply with quote

Ok well it was new to me!! Thanks for the repete

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