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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:13 pm    Post subject: SHAMPO Reply with quote

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!It's the shampoo I use in the shower!When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." No WONDER I have been gaining weight!!!Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am goingto start using Dawn dish soap instead.Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved!If I don't answer the phone . . . I'll be in the shower

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: SHAMPO Reply with quote

Worship Haha Haha Worship Worship

That is an excellent theory.
I think your on a hiding to nothing, there is some fat that will not leave.
I tried radiation, chemo and not eating for 4 months, the arms and legs went but do you think that little bulge under the skin of the stomach would go, not on my life.
So the question is "why is it so?"
What possible use is a energy store your body just cant use?

AHHH, the reason is to sell fat disolving soap Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:09 pm    Post subject: Re: SHAMPO Reply with quote

Well.. this reminds me on an old member here that I have not seen for a while..

BAN Sham-poo
use real-poo!!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:09 pm    Post subject: Re: SHAMPO Reply with quote

I will be reading the labels very carefully from now on. thanks for the heads up.

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