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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:08 am    Post subject: Women Reply with quote

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

He speaks the truth. The only other possession that treats a man like that is his dog.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
He speaks the truth. The only other possession that treats a man like that is his dog.

Bushy, I'm not even going to touch that..do you have any body armor you can wear. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:56 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

WOW!! had me scared for a minute...yep whiskey is the cause of all that thinkin


Bushy....other possession? HhhmmmMmm


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:43 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

substitute the gal and whiskey for my 1911 and yepper....nail on the head. i feel very sexy, seductive and invincible while wearing it....esp after a shower. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Ooohh Susanne...Believe me. I am very much a lover of women. Just have to give these guys some ammunition or they would just dry up and blow away...

.45 Colt...Hummmm...Yes. Does have it's possibilities... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

as long as i use a firm grip and rack the silde she never complains.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Hummmm...Yes....................................

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

she has a hi-ride beavertail too.....yep, she's a kepper.

but i digress.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

1911 with my thumbs cross grip, ripped off a little bit of chunk of my skin.
Now proper grip/best grip is with both thumbs forward.

Stovey, need a shooting glove? Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

no glove no love lol
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
no glove no love lol
ROFL ROFL Haha Haha Haha Haha This is sure to get Bushy going... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

I'm sorry, but I don't use gloves either and never have. Five kids later...Fixed problem.

Ooh...Ya mean shooting gloves. Sorry...Don't use them either.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Boys.....(hands on hips)....y'all are gonna scare away the sheep...Oh..I haven't seen those guys on this thread ....wonder why..


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

I'm here Suz...and you look very, well yeah mmmm, with your hands on your hips like that. Laughing

Being a Whisky drinker, I'm totally with Bushy on this one...although afer 35 1/2 years of marriage I reckon I can include SWMBO in there as well.

Now gloves...don't wear gloves for shooting unless its real cold, then I wear my nomex pilots gloves. Thin enough to feel and warm enough to keep the real cold at bay. Why else would one want to wear gloves? Confused Laughing

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