A Giggle

Vince · Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:10 am Post subject: A Giggle

Some entertainment fir you:

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
A. His last

Q2. River Ravi flows in which state ?
A. Liquid.

Q3. What is the main reason for divorce ?
A. Marriage.

Q4. What is the main reason for failure ?
A. Exams.

Q5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A. Lunch & dinner.

Q6. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping ?
A. He can sleep at night.

Q7. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?
A. You'll have a hard time finding an elephant with one hand.

Q8. If it took 8 men 4 hours to build a wall, how long would it 4 men to build it ?
A. No time at all it's already built.

Q9. How can you droop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it ?
A. Any way you like, concrete floors are hard to crack.

Q10. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand & 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands.

Q11. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become ?
A. Wet.

Q12. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
A. At the bottom of the page.