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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:48 am Post subject: Control over Wives |
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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gulp !!! so Im not the only one with a thumb print on the forehead.lol
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:35 am Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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Tis, tis, tis...When will you guys ever learn. You are the superior member of the human race. Women are in servitude to us males and should be reminded of that every day.
What? Yes dear, I'm coming...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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I sure know what side my bread is buttered on.
A few well placed "Yes Dear's" go a long way in keeping the peace in the wiersy household.
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ROADJOCKY Member
Joined: Jan 29, 2010 Posts: 101 Location: SOUTHERN-OHIO
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2642 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:24 pm Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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Yup i know i'm the boss cause she told me i could have my dish water any tempeture i wanted it.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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Yup yup yup the snow is gettin to em....you guys need some outside play time, I can tell. Let mama alone for a while and go do your toe nails. Maybe get outa the house and get a fresh hair cut and let the barber do ya a nice razer trim with some warm shave cream and a bit of that barber type aftershave. That'll settle mama's panties.
Suz Knows
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2642 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:44 am Post subject: Re: Control over Wives |
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Remember the hands that make the sandwiches also changes the dirty diapers !!!
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