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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:59 am    Post subject: Ole. Reply with quote

Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got caught in a really bad hailstorm..

His car, a blue 1977 AMC Pacer, was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Sanborn.

Sven, the shop owner, decided to have some fun...
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He told Ole to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.

So, Ole went home, got down on his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So he blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.

Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat in heck are you doingk, Ole?'

Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Lena rolled her eyes & said,
'Ole, ya idiot, ya need to roll up da vindows first.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:47 am    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

of corse the shemale of the species wouls see the problem right off.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

Just to let ya' know Elvis... that particular term(shemale) has a TOTALLY DIFFERENT meaning here in Iowa and Nebraska! And I suspect most of the USA. HA hahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

LOL! Ummm >> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

OMG Pumpkin that's more than I wanna know...Oh that reminds me, I have to PM you. Look for a Pm from me K?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:57 am    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
LOL! Ummm >> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale

Means that in the UK too. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Ole. Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
LOL! Ummm >> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale

Just one of many terms you hear to describe them in Australia.

Now...getting back to the topic...did Ole get the dents out of his car???

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