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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:59 am Post subject: Ole. |
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Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got caught in a really bad hailstorm..
His car, a blue 1977 AMC Pacer, was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Sanborn.
Sven, the shop owner, decided to have some fun...
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He told Ole to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.
So, Ole went home, got down on his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So he blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.
Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat in heck are you doingk, Ole?'
Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Lena rolled her eyes & said,
'Ole, ya idiot, ya need to roll up da vindows first.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:47 am Post subject: Re: Ole. |
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of corse the shemale of the species wouls see the problem right off.
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:20 pm Post subject: Re: Ole. |
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Just to let ya' know Elvis... that particular term(shemale) has a TOTALLY DIFFERENT meaning here in Iowa and Nebraska! And I suspect most of the USA. HA hahahahahaha
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject: Re: Ole. |
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_________________ Mike
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: Ole. |
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OMG Pumpkin that's more than I wanna know...Oh that reminds me, I have to PM you. Look for a Pm from me K?
Suz
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:55 pm Post subject: Re: Ole. |
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Just one of many terms you hear to describe them in Australia.
Now...getting back to the topic...did Ole get the dents out of his car???
Cheers, Vince
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