Tough Economy

RePete · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:45 am Post subject: Tough Economy

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates..

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

stovepipe · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:25 am Post subject: Re: Tough Economy

Hahahahaha that last one is vaild and funny!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:29 am Post subject: Re: Tough Economy

Good one.

Elvis · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject: Re: Tough Economy

tooo funny
thanks for the chuckle