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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:54 pm    Post subject: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.

In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said, "That tasted like bullshit!"
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"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

Faint

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

All hail the king.........

What does that make abbott? About 6 gal low?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:35 pm    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
All hail the king.........

What does that make abbott? About 6 gal low?

Salute Salute Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:28 pm    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

Groan!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:55 am    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

At least the doctor got him to drink it!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:57 pm    Post subject: Re: BEST ONE YET Reply with quote

Yep, still king of the hill

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