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slots918 Member
Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:41 am Post subject: BABY |
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:41 am Post subject: Re: BABY |
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oh dear...someone forgot the "birds n bees" talk....
great chuckle to start off the day, thank you
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:45 am Post subject: Re: BABY |
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Hey Slots!! Where ya been??
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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slots918 Member
Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:49 am Post subject: Re: BABY |
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Just been setting back on this big ladder I got hidden under camo and watching the goings on. thought I would throw something out under the silly tag.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:55 am Post subject: Re: BABY |
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Well that's one way to stay out of Suz's sights. Come-on now be brave.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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slots918 Member
Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:26 pm Post subject: Re: BABY |
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its ok, I figured she would never look under pink camo so I'm well hid.
don't tell Suz
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: BABY |
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slots918 wrote: |
its ok, I figured she would never look under pink camo so I'm well hid.
don't tell Suz |
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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