A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly

toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the

men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help.
I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just
allow me!" she told him earnestly..

"Ummph, oooh, nnoo, I'll be all right.... I'll be fine in a few minutes," he
replied breathlessly as he remained in a fetal position still clasping
his hands together at his crotch..

But she persisted: and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside, beginning to massage him. "How does that feel?" she asked.

"It feels great." He replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell!".

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What do you get when you spell golf backwards?
That would come close to the "treatment".........