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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:29 am    Post subject: Fire Reply with quote

I bought a microwave fire place the other day and last night I enjoyed a wonderfully comfortable night in front of the fire in 2 minutes !!!!! Scratch Scratch Razz Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:27 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Sounds like something out of the Ozarks...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Scratch

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:34 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

What's with all the head Scratch Scratch ? Think about it guys...what is the one advantage a microwave has over any other type of heat source?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:44 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
What's with all the head Scratch Scratch ? Think about it guys...what is the one advantage a microwave has over any other type of heat source?


what goes in never comes out alive?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Scratch

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:22 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

ROFL The responses are better then the joke.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:24 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

What enters never returns alive...

is this a better translation for what I had in my mind?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Scratch

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
:scratch:


Keep your head a little to the right (or the left), so that it flows somewhat together... now think about what Vince said about the 1 advantage...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch
Aloysius wrote:
Tremblay wrote:
:scratch:


Keep your head a little to the right (or the left), so that it flows somewhat together... now think about what Vince said about the 1 advantage...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:44 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

as so often I stay misunderstood...

when the mouth cannot follow the mind, then things stay unconnected between the ears... Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:45 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

It's funny you should bring up a microwave fireplace and connect it to a whole nights worth in a few minutes because NASA is working on a microwave powered space engine that will bend space/time to go faster than light. Well, nothing we know of can go faster than light but it will travel to distant places in less time that it would take light to get there, without actually moving very fast at all. The space/time will be moving around it at super luminal speeds. (they hope)

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: Fire Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Vince wrote:
What's with all the head Scratch Scratch ? Think about it guys...what is the one advantage a microwave has over any other type of heat source?


what goes in never comes out alive?

Smile

Aloysius wrote:
What enters never returns alive...

is this a better translation for what I had in my mind?

Aloysius wrote:
Tremblay wrote:
Scratch


Keep your head a little to the right (or the left), so that it flows somewhat together... now think about what Vince said about the 1 advantage...

Aloysius wrote:
as so often I stay misunderstood...

when the mouth cannot follow the mind, then things stay unconnected between the ears... Smile

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