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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:42 am Post subject: CURTAINS |
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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
>>salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
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>>The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
>>pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
>>seems to have a hard time choosing.
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>>Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
>>then asks what size curtains she needs.
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>>The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
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>>"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
>>small - what room are they for?"
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>>The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they
>>are for her computer monitor.
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>>The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not
>>need curtains!"
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>>The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"
Cheers, Vince
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