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MORAL OF THE DAY
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:32 am    Post subject: MORAL OF THE DAY Reply with quote

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol
and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of
twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she
ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." wtf

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking." Shocked Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:12 pm    Post subject: Re: MORAL OF THE DAY Reply with quote

Haha :haha:

I'd stay away from "Aunt Karen" if she was drinking or not! Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: MORAL OF THE DAY Reply with quote

ROFL Aahhh, but she has that indefinable "inner beauty!"
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