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RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Reply with quote

RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Reply with quote

AAAAaaawwwwww.....you old softy glockman. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Reply with quote

Yep, that trolling motor suggests he's all heart all right............ Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:24 am    Post subject: Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Reply with quote

Now that's juss precious... sniff... got me all misty eyed with such a romantic poem. Wave
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