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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:23 am Post subject: Retired people |
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I haven't gotten quite this bored yet, but...
What do retired people do???
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in
'08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people |
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LMAO Hurrah for retired!!!
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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Vince Site Admin
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: Re: Retired people |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:49 am Post subject: Re: Retired people |
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_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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vint2 Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:48 am Post subject: Re: Retired people |
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Yup...Just weaned him the other day. He's seperated from his mom (the mare in the back ground) and is now with the old gelding...
Vince...Thanks...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people |
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Hmm.. I wonder who is the the old geezer feeding the horse in the photo?
Nice horse though..
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