Retired people

sniper · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:23 am Post subject: Retired people

I haven't gotten quite this bored yet, but... Cool

What do retired people do???

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in
'08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health. Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

LMAO Hurrah for retired!!!

vint2 · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

Retired,whazat????? Does that mean pushing up daisies???? I think it means shooting, hunting , fishing, time with friends and family, entepenueral exploits, and just enjoying life!!! Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

I gotta give this one a try...appeals to my warped sense of humour.
Laughing

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

SwampFox · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:49 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

Yep,
One has to watch out for the deciet and cunning of OFs. Their crafty ways beat out the exuberance of youth every time. Very Happy

Ed

vint2 · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:57 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

Right on ,Ed!!!! By the way, Bushie, how about an update on Zeus! Going and growing like blazes, I bet!!! Smile

Vince · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:10 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

vint2 wrote:

By the way, Bushie, how about an update on Zeus! Going and growing like blazes, I bet!!! Smile

Posted on behalf of our illustrious mate Bushy. Zeus at 4 months and growing.

Cheers, Vince

vint2 · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:33 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

Thanks, Vince!! Good looking colt! Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:48 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

Yup...Just weaned him the other day. He's seperated from his mom (the mare in the back ground) and is now with the old gelding...

Vince...Thanks...

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

Hmm.. I wonder who is the the old geezer feeding the horse in the photo? Very Happy

Nice horse though..

vint2 · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

Hey now, go easy on that geezer stuff,we can getcha fur it!!!!!!! Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: Re: Retired people

gelandangan wrote:

Hmm.. I wonder who is the the old geezer feeding the horse in the photo? :-D..

Uh oh....I'm outa here. Hiding

Cheers, Vince

vint2 · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:36 am Post subject: Re: Retired people

Vince, you need not worry!!!!! It is just that us retired have to stick together!!!!!! Very Happy