Crocodiles

wy111 · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: Crocodiles

One for Vince

Two crocodiles are sunning themselves on the bank of the lake outside Australia's parliament building in Canberra. One of them is painfully thin. The other asks: "You can't be getting enough to eat. You're so thin." The first one says: "Yes. I eat every day. I hide under a car in the car-park & I wait for one of the politicians to come out to it, then I rush out, grab him by the leg, shake the sh*t out of him, drag him to the lake & then eat him." The second one says: "Well there you are. That's why you're so thin. You'll have to give up eating politicians. Once you shake the sh*t out of a politician all you're left with is an arsehole and a briefcase."

codybrown · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: Re: Crocodiles

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: Re: Crocodiles

Too true!!!

Vince · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject: Re: Crocodiles

Thanks wy111....ain't that the truth.

Good one mate. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

A17Shooter · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: Crocodiles

I think they stumbled onto a Global Truth.