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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:52 pm    Post subject: Sleep with Barry Reply with quote

A few mates went to hunting camp.
To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Barry, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Barry and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you"?

He said, "Barry snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night, it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, the same thing happened. His hair was all standing up and his eyes were all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Barry shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player. A man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.

"Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened"?

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Barry into bed and kissed him goodnight and I think he sat up and watched me all night long."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Sleep with Barry Reply with quote

I need to remember that for the next time I travel with buddies!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Sleep with Barry Reply with quote

Classic!

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