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chambered221
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:36 pm    Post subject: !!! Reply with quote

Since this seems to be more of a joke forum of late here's my entry !!!




The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her
students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell
her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee..'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be
rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please
be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Reply with quote

Haha

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Reply with quote

chambered221 wrote:
Since this seems to be more of a joke forum of late

You noticed. I hope to get to the range tomorrow so I can add some posts related to the forum's theme.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:37 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Reply with quote

ROFL

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